Terms and Conditions

1. Introduction

Welcome to Save The Aliens! These terms and conditions outline the rules and regulations for the use of our website and services.

2. Satirical Nature

Save The Aliens is a satirical website created for entertainment purposes only. We do not actually expect aliens to visit Earth (but if they do, we'll be ready!).

3. Donations

All donations are:

• Completely voluntary
• Non-refundable
• Used for website maintenance and unrelated activities
• Not tax-deductible
• Not a guarantee of alien encounters

4. Disclaimer

We do not guarantee:

• Actual alien contact
• Extraterrestrial experiences
• Interplanetary travel
• Anti-gravity accommodations
• Success of alien fashion designs

5. Easter Eggs

Our website contains various easter eggs and interactive features. These are provided "as is" and we make no warranties about their effectiveness in attracting alien life forms.

6. Privacy

We promise not to share your information with any alien civilizations, unless they specifically ask for it (and prove they're actually aliens).

7. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time, especially if aliens make contact and request specific amendments.

8. Contact

For questions about these terms, please use your nearest telepathic communication device or, alternatively, regular email.

9. Final Note

Remember, this is all in good fun. Keep watching the skies, but don't take it too seriously! 👽